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Aprons, hat, t-shirts and moreBarbecue Gear: Funny Aprons, Shirts, Mugs, More. Click here to see the entire selection and to order.

Order cool, humorous gear from AmazingRibs.com custom printed by CafePress.com. Many items have the design printed front and back. They make perfect gifts for the food and drink lovers in your life. Below are the available designs and some of the captions.

PRODUCTS
indent arrow Aprons
indent arrow Men's boxers
indent arrow Thongs
indent arrow T-shirts
indent arrow Golf shirts
indent arrow Sweatshirts
indent arrow Sweatsuits
indent arrow Hoodies
indent arrow Baby clothes
indent arrow Caps
indent arrow Beer mugs
indent arrow Coffee mugs
indent arrow Refrigerator Magnets
indent arrow Buttons
indent arrow Dog T-shirts
indent arrow Pet bowls
indent arrow Posters
indent arrow Prints
indent arrow Greeting cards
indent arrow Tiles
indent arrow Calendars
indent arrow Pillows
indent arrow Tote bags
indent arrow Postcards
indent arrow And more!

ribs

SOME AVAILABLE CAPTIONS

indent arrow Porknography
indent arrow Nice Rack!
indent arrow Hot & Juicy
indent arrow Suck bones!
indent arrow Eat me!
indent arrow Succulent
indent arrow Got ribs?
indent arrow Allez Barbecue
indent arrow Jeet?
indent arrow BBQ Goddess
indent arrow BBQ God
indent arrow Saucy
indent arrow BBQ slut
indent arrow Chef Dad
indent arrow Dad's Cooking!
indent arrow In '68 I smoked pot. Now I smoke pork!
indent arrow KCBS BBQ Judge
indent arrow Smokin!
indent arrow I like it sloppy
indent arrow Let's get sauced
indent arrow "Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers." William Shakespeare
indent arrow 225°F for 5 hours
indent arrow Mine are better than Adam's ribs
indent arrow Today's Menu
indent arrow If you don't get it on you, you're doin' it wrong
indent arrow If you smoke it they will come
indent arrow Suidae Sus Pyromancer
indent arrow Flesh + Fire = Fun
indent arrow What's cookin, good lookin?
indent arrow No boiled ribs
indent arrow Can I BBQ in Hell?
indent arrow Carpé Suidae

steak

SOME AVAILABLE CAPTIONS

indent arrow Chef is Prime & Well Aged
indent arrow Powered by charcoal
indent arrow Rare or go hungry
indent arrow BBQ Stud
indent arrow Mmmmmm
indent arrow Beef Whisperer
indent arrow 0% Vegetable
indent arrow King of the Grill
indent arrow Will grill for sex
indent arrow No leftovers
indent arrow Dad's Bar & Grill
indent arrow Top Chef
indent arrow Grill Sergeant
indent arrow Bite me!
indent arrow Grate cook
indent arrow Nutritious delicious
indent arrow Recipe? Schmecipe!
indent arrow WWJD (What would Julia do?)
indent arrow Alton made me do it
indent arrow Ladies love my meat
indent arrow "Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon." Jackson Brown
indent arrow Carpé Carne

wine

SOME AVAILABLE CAPTIONS

indent arrow Wineaux
indent arrow Wineologist
indent arrow Winosseur
indent arrow Wines a lot
indent arrow Wine Goddess
indent arrow Wine Wench
indent arrow Wine Diva
indent arrow In vino veritas
indent arrow Suffers from pinot envy
indent arrow Wine makes my clothes fall off
indent arrow Designated drinker
indent arrow Got wine?
indent arrow You had me at pinot
indent arrow Momma needs a good pinot
indent arrow Aged to perfection
indent arrow I gave up lent for wine
indent arrow Corkscrew you
indent arrow Merlot Momma
indent arrow Pinot Papa
indent arrow Wine Geek
indent arrow I'm not drinking any f*ing Merlot
indent arrow Eat. Drink. Repeat.
indent arrow I drink. Therefore I am.
indent arrow I need a stiff one.
indent arrow Eat, Drink, & Re-marry.
indent arrow Save water. Drink wine.
indent arrow Wine goggles
indent arrow Drinks well with others
indent arrow L'chiam
indent arrow Professional wine judge
indent arrow Wanna corkscrew?
indent arrow Wine, women, song. All day long.
indent arrow A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and Thou
indent arrow Wine is God's next best gift to man.
indent arrow If food is the flesh, wine is the soul.

pig

SOME AVAILABLE CAPTIONS

indent arrow Pitmaster hogwild for ribs
indent arrow Pigout at my place
indent arrow Got ribs?
indent arrow Tickle my ribs
indent arrow Want slaw with that?
indent arrow Got sauce?
indent arrow Have you had your ribs today?
indent arrow Chef Dad
indent arrow Make ribs, not war
indent arrow Bone Appétit!
indent arrow Eat. Drink. BBQ.
indent arrow King of the Grill
indent arrow Half man, half pork
indent arrow Where's my beer?
indent arrow Get porked
indent arrow What's cookin, good lookin?

hot dog

SOME AVAILABLE CAPTIONS

indent arrow Don't call me a wienie! I'm a Chicago Hot Dog!
indent arrow Hot Dog
indent arrow Wienie lover
indent arrow You are what you eat
indent arrow My yard or yours?
indent arrow Bite me!
indent arrow Real chefs do it outdoors
indent arrow It's OK. I'm a Cardiologist.
indent arrow Momma needs a wiener
indent arrow Can we be frank?
indent arrow Chicago Hot Dog: Well balanced meal
indent arrow Chicago Dog: World's Best Dog
indent arrow Absolutely, positively, no ketchup. Fohgeddaboudit.
indent arrow Carpé Canis

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AmazingRibs.com Best in BBQ Gold Medal Winners

Here are three great products that have earned The AmazingRibs.com Best in BBQ Gold Medals. These are not ads!

GrillGrates Take You To The Infrared Zone

GrillGrates are the best new product I have tested in years and the best thing to happen to beef since salt and pepper. The base superheats, eliminates hot spots, and blocks flareups. This is the concept behind the expensive new infrared grills. A must for gas grills. Click here for more about GrillGrates.

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The Smokenator: A Necessity For Weber Kettles

If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the amazing Smokenator and Hovergrill. The Smokenator turns your grill into a first class smoker, and the Hovergrill can add capacity or be used to create steakhouse steaks. Click here to read more.

Weber Barbecue Smokenator

ThermoWorks Pocket Thermometer - No More Guessing

A good thermometer is why I never serve overcooked or undercooked food. This one has a very thin tip with a tiny thermocouple so it gives an accurate reading in just six seconds. I cannot recommend it more highly. It will improve your cooking overnight and pay for itself in a hurry. And it is inexpensive. Click here for more about thermometers.

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