Kermit's Second Favorite Pork Chop

By Meathead

Summary. Describes the different type of pork chops, and how to cook them. Recipe Type. Entree. Tags. Pork, pork chops, porkchops, grilling, barbecue, bbq, smoking.

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Pork chops and steaks are blank canvases. They love to be painted with herbs, spices, smoke, and sauces. But they can be dry, so there are a few tricks to getting great chops.

There are several different cuts you need to know, but my favorite cooking method works equally well on all cuts. When handled properly, all cuts make richly flavored and juicy fun. The major differences are tenderness and price.

This is Kermit's Second Favorite Pork Chop. For Kermit's all time favorite pork chop, just watch the ending of the movie The Muppets Take Manhattan, below.

The different pork chop cuts

Moving from the front of the hog to the rear, here are the five most common pork chops:

Country ribs a.k.a. shoulder chops a.k.a. blade chops. Country ribs are not ribs. They are chops. They are misnamed. They come from the shoulder. The shoulder is a big tasty hunk with many muscles, lots of fat, and a bit of gristle. You can buy it whole, and it is by far the best for pulled pork, and butchers often cut it into a variety of chops or steaks. They are usually the cheapest chops on the animal. Chops from the shoulder can be up to 6" long, tend to be thin (although country ribs can sometimes be thick depending on your butcher's mood). These chops tend to have thick lines of fat and sinew running in several directions through them. They can be chewy, but they can be tenderized by cooking them low and slow. More often they have a section of shoulder blade in them. That's a plateful of shoulder chops with Columbia Gold Sauce above. The recipe is below.

Pork steaks. Usually these are cut from the shoulder, but I have seen butchers apply this label to T-bones (see below).

The bone-in loin chop comes from the loin muscle that runs along the backbone. The meat is very lean and a uniform pale color since it is all one muscle. It usually has a thin belt of fat on one side, and a rib bone attached to another side. This is the "other white meat" you've heard of, mild and tender because the loin muscle does not get a lot of work. It is usually about 4" diameter.

Contrary to popular belief, the bone does not add flavor to the meat. It does not somehow dissolve or send out flavor compounds across 4" of solid protein. Besides, the bone is mostly calcium on the outside. Bones add flavor to stews and other wet cooking methods, but not in grilling or roasting methods. The bone does impede heat transfer slightly, so meat next to the bone tends to be a bit less cooked. But the bone is also fun to gnaw on.

In the picture at right, we see a bone-in loin chop that has been cut partially loose of the meat to make a cutesy lollichop. Usually this bone is attached and the meat is more oblong shaped.

The boneless loin chop is the same cut as above, but the rib slab has been removed from the loin before it is cut into chops. Think of these chops as a chicken breast. Simple, tender, unless you overcook it, and a sponge for flavor. Sometimes it is slit along the side and folded open like a book making a butterflied loin chop. Boneless loin chops are usually the most expensive.

The T-bone is a lot like a beef T-bone or porterhouse. Cut from behind the rib cage, there is a T-shaped bone with lean loin meat on one side, like the strip steak on a beef steak, and on the other side of the bone there is a round, very tender section of the tenderloin muscle, similar to the filet mignon on a beef porterhouse.

The ham chop. A butcher can cut a cross section from the raw ham, but this is rare. Usually hams are cured first, and if steaks are cut out, they are already cured. You can recognize this cut easily because it has a round cross section of the thigh bone in the center.

Click here for more on the different cuts of pork.

Tips

All pork chops are best when cut thick, at least 1", when brined for about an hour, then gently cooked with a little smoke, and flavored with herbs and/or a sauce. Thin chops are easy to overcook and there is less room for error. You can ask your butcher to cut them thicker than those on display if you wish. Most butchers are happy to do this for you at no extra charge.

If you're in a hurry, you can skip the brine, but brining adds moisture, amplifies flavor, and helps prevent overcooking. It is crucial to not overcook pork chops or they lose flavor and moisture, and become tough. The problem is that they are easy to overcook. To make sure you get it right, I recommend you cook low and slow with indirect heat at about 225°F. Low and slow is especially important for shoulder chops which have a lot more connective tissue.

Shoot for meat that is about 140°F in the thickest part and don't allow it to go higher than 145°F. Make sure you don't overshoot the target by using a good digital thermometer. You may see a little pale pink in the meat, but don't worry about trichinosis. Trich is, for all practical purposes, extinct in USDA inspected pork. When there is a hint of pink, it is at its peak tenderness and juiciness. Resist the temptation to cook pork chops over high heat. We like to sear beef steaks, but dark colored pork is not as flavorful as dark colored beef, so don't worry if you don't get the outside brown. It is far more important to get the insides right.

To knock them outta the park, add smoke. For more on how to add smoke, read my article on the Zen of Wood. To knock them outta the state, top them with caramelized onions.

I'm sorry, but I don't recommend that you stuff porkchops. Stuffed chops are made by cutting a slit into a thick chop and working a knife around to create a pocket. The process makes a thicker entity, and by the time the center of the stuffing is warm, the meat, which you have now, for practical purposes, reduced to two thin chops held together at one end, is overcooked as the heat works its way toward the center. If you must stuff a chop, precook the stuffing so you can get them off the heat sooner.

Recipe

Yield. 2 pork chops
Preparation time. 3 minutes
Cooking time. 45 to 60 minutes
Total time. About 60 minutes

Ingredients
2 pork chops at least 1" thick
2 cups of Blonder brine
1/8 teaspoon pepper, approximately
1/2 cup Columbia Gold BBQ Sauce

About the brine. Click the link above for the brine recipe and everything you need to know about brines.

About the sauce. You can use your favorite barbecue sauce, but I've tried them all and by far, my favorite is this mustard based sauce. The combo is like chocolate and cherry. Mustard and pork, especially smoked pork is common throughout Germany and Eastern Europe (think hot dogs or Polish sausages).

This page was revised on 3/1/2011